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In Which I Weep For Humanity: Sales Of To Kill A Mockingbird Up Due To...

Amazon.com UK has reported that since the announcement of the Beckham’s daughter’s name, Harper, and the origin, famed author of To Kill A Mockingbird, copies of the 1960 classic and Pulitzer Prize...

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‘Collector’ Tries To Sell $500k Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape

Ooh boy.  In news of ‘this woman cannot get a goddamn break’, collector Mikel Barsa is shilling an 8mm ‘sex tape’ starring a ‘not yet 21’ Marilyn Monroe. Barsa is asking a whopping $500,000 for the 6...

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Guy From X-Files & His Child Bride Capture A Nation On The Wings Of Love

You guys hear about Percy from The Green Mile and his child bride? Of course you have. I’ve been enamored with their love for weeks now, fighting back the vomit as much as I fight back the tears of joy...

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David Lynch Designs Interior of Night Club, Your Nightmares

David Lynch, noted director of fuckedupitude and all that confuses or disturbs is moving on to a most natural of endeavors: designing the interior of an abandoned Parisian nightclub. Obviously, the...

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Jim Carey Loves Emma Stone, Joins the Rest of Us

In a hilarious moment of internet “what? was that for real?”, Jim Carey issued an official love letter to actor Emma Stone on his website, by way of handheld video. (And you can see here!). Many people...

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Iconatomy: What Was Old is New Again in the Faces of Hollywood

You know this face. In fact, I’m willing to bet you know both of these faces. Jewelry designer and artist George Chamoun of Sweden has blended ‘Icon’ and ‘Anatomy’ and created, well, some pretty...

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New Reality TV Magazine Bring Inanity To A Whole New Level

Need more reality tv in your life?  Great news!  Kings of reality golden bullshit and publishers of National Enquirer, Star and Radar Online have created exactly what we have been waiting for all these...

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Boobs In Art: A Junkyard Original Series

Can you identify these Boobs In Art? Boobs In Art is a super classy new Junkyard Original Series, where we source famous works of art that feature fantastic racks.  Objectification was never so...

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Obama ‘HOPE’ Artist, Shepard Fairey, Pleads Guilty

Well, this is something: artist Shepard Fairey has plead guilty to criminal contempt in federal court and awaits sentencing which may involve up to six months in prison. Shepard Fairey’s career had...

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Gallery 1988: Art to Laugh With & At

Gallery 1988, the preeminent showplace for pop-culture contemporary art that normal people can enjoy, appreciate and understand and not feel intimidated going into the actual space, is a gallery after...

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Lana Del Rey ‘Blue Jeans’ Video…Actually Good?

Well shit.  It’s really easy to hate on someone when their public performances are awful, their interviews are stunningly inane with a hint of an overinflated sense of importance.  Add to that a...

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Steve Martin Set To Score ‘As You Like It’ in NYC this Summer

Here’s Steve Martin tearing up some bluegrass and taking on a job that pretty much carves my trip to NYC this summer in stone. Let’s just say, something fantastic this way comes… Official Wild and...

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Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

My love for Courtney Stodden known no bounds. I love her hooker shoes. I love her fantastic clear bra straps. I love her frosted lips & freshly baked & out of the oven tan. I love how she...

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News To Me: Game of Thrones Fan Favorite Was Once A Simon Cowell-Backed Popstar

Well.  This comes as a surprise! Apparently before he became one of everyone’s favorite characters on HBO’s Game of Thrones, the sword-weilding, grungy sass-talking murderer Bronn, actor Jerome Flynn...

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Adventures in Art: The Hunt for Alec Baldwin

True Story. Back in my college days circa 2003-ish, I managed to get an all-access press pass to the Savannah Film Festival. By bald-faced, straight-up lying.  My mother would be ashamed…and at the...

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Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking...

Writer, film maker and obvious film lover Mark Malkoff has done something remarkable: he challenged his ass muscles and streaming capacity of Netflix with a 30-day marathon. So how many movies did he...

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Nigella Lawson One-Ups Anthony Bourdain – Eats Fetus & Loves It

In a game of who-ate-the-grossest-thing-ever, a normal circle of friends would be disturbing enough. But Rocky Mountain Oysters have got nothing on the food-abortion Nigella put in her mouth....

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Avengers II: Some Actors Aren’t Famous Enough To Play, Scar Jo Makes 20Mil

In light of the mega-success that was The Avengers, it was expected that the actors involved would hit a major payday for their participation in the second iteration. But what about the new characters...

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Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

Expendables II is coming to theatres in a matter of days, and my pants are barely staying up!  I mean to start we have my future ex-husband, Sly Stallone? Jason Statham? Terry Crews? Dolf?!  The first...

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When Are We Going To Stop Fetishizing Marilyn Monroe?

It seems like every month we find new nudie pics of Marilyn.  New postcards or letters she wrote.  Some new first-hand account of her devious behavior.  Her jealousy.  Her rising star.  Her depression…...

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